One time I was talking to this lady at the door and a cat ran into her house and I said something like "cute kitty" and she goes - very flatly - "that's not my cat". I excused myself, so that she could chase the neighbors cat out of her house.

> I'm sure the householder thought I was insane.

yeah, but they thought that as soon as they saw the copy of the watchtower in your hand.

OMG, dog stories!!!!

YEARS ago, when I was pioneering, one of the other pioneer sisters I went out with a lot was about 6'1" tall and BIG boned, not fat but BIG. She was terrified of dogs. I remember one time, a dog came charging out of the house we were at and she grabbed me, literally picked me up and threw me in front of her like a shield (she was one strong chica!). It was crazy!!!

At another door, all she heard was the sound of a big dog barking through the front door and she took off running across the yard(amazingly agile she was for her size too!), terrified that it was gonna come through the door to "get" her. She completely destroyed the bush the people had planted next to the door when she plowed through it...we had to leave a note (since they weren't home) telling them we she would replace it.

When I was 17, In Nevada, we went in service to some of the Whorehouses, as the ladies lived there, and, well, you gotta witness to everyone. Most embarrassing? One of the ladies said "Your cute!" and then proceeded to offer me a "free one."

come on now... you MUST know whats up with the naked people answering the door!
they do it to freak out the jws...
have your non jw friends ever admitted that they do that?
mine have...